Post by trevor anthony schumacher on Jun 5, 2011 3:03:48 GMT
| [atrb= border, 0, true][cs=2][bg=080808] MINISTRY OF MAGIC DOCUMENT | |
| [bg=252525] [/style] | [bg=252525][style=overflow: auto; width: 300px; height: 300px; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10px; padding-right: 5px; padding-left: 5px; color: #909090; line-height: 100%; background: #252525; ] FULL NAME: trevor anthony schumacher GENDER: male DATE OF BIRTH: 31st october SEXUAL ORIENTATION: heterosexual CURRENT RESIDENCE: hogsmeade CURRENT OCCUPATION: obliviator and bartender at the hogs head HOGWARTS HOUSE: hufflepuff BLOOD STATUS: muggleborn WAND: 11" willow wood, kraken heartstring core PERSONALITY: I'll try to make this short and sweet, but knowing me, that's not going to happen. When I start talking about myself I can easily get carried away. I'm just so interesting and unique. You'll never find another Trevor Schumacher. Well, you might.. because they might have the same name.. but they won't be like me. See, listen to me. I’m already five sentences in an we’ve gotten nowhere. You may have heard that I'm what kids these days call a 'player' or maybe even a 'man whore'. Yes, I whore myself out there. Not really.. Well, I was more of a man slut back in my 5th and 6th year. I've sort of slowly become more tamed. I don't think I can ever be completely tamed though. I'm a wild beast. I love muggles, even though I'm a wizard. Well, I am muggle born, after all. I lived life as a muggle for the first eleven years. All of my friends back home in America are muggles. My parents are muggles. My older sister is a muggle. I really hate it when those stupid purebloods think they're better than you just because they have a ton of magical ancestry in their blood. They need to back the hell off and take a damn seat. They make me pressed. I hate the word 'mudblood' because it gets under my skin and I take offense to it. It used to not be so bad, but I hear it so much now that it pisses me off easily. I hate dogs. They slobber freaking everywhere. Like the big saint bernards or whatever you call them. When they shake their head, the drool flies from their mouth and hits the ceiling. I saw it happen once. It's a true story. Also, freaking same animal. His drool is all white and nasty. My friend tried to wipe it on my face and I started gagging and literally threw up in my mouth like that time when I was twelve and my dad farted in the car and wouldn't roll down the windows and the taste and smell of his fart hit me like a truck. Do you see what I'm saying? I hate bees because they freaking sting people, and wasps and stuff. People say they're more scared of you then you are of them, like with spiders.. I also hate spiders, but.. What, did they tell you that? How would you know? Damn! They piss me off. Seriously I don't think a spider has ever said 'damn, this bitch scares me!'. No, what they really say is 'Son of a mother duck, I can't wait to eat this bastard for desert'. I like cats because they're cute and soft. I'm getting one soon. I also have a new fondness for penguins. I like girls. Girls are great. Not their personalities, though. They can be extremely annoying and needy. I like Annie. She’s worthy. Potions sucks because I hate mixing things and measuring crap and all that dumb stuff. I love being the center of attention. I hate teacher’s pets and I usually try and be obnoxious whenever I'm anywhere. When I attended Hogwarts I was a bit of a class clown. I also enjoy yelling inappropriate things randomly. I love to make people laugh. It's my specialty, and I'm pretty great at it. I love music. I learned how to play the guitar, piano, and drums at an early age. Yeah, without doing magic! All natural! Suckers! Yeah it takes true skill to be able to play an instrument, and I know three. I really hate bizatchy people who never like to have fun. Usually the uppity freaks who think they have to get perfect grades and lead a hugely successful life. I like to fly but I don't really like quidditch. I kind of sucked at it. I like sports, though. Like American football. Maybe even some baseball. Go Yankees? It sucks, going to school here instead of the high school in the muggle city I live in, because then I'd actually get to play sports I'm interested in. I'm loud and normally don't think before I speak.. sorry about that Annie. Yeah, it can be pretty bad when I say dumb things I don't mean. I used to get detention all the time because I was a disruption to the damn learning environment. Well I'm sorry I like to have fun, I’m scared of commitment and relationships. I’m Trevor Schumacher and I approve this message. BACKGROUND: I was born in Los Angeles, California. It's sunny and warm there. It's located in the Unites States. Yeah, I'm American so pants to me does not mean what it means to people I'm associated with. You'd think that being around here for so long attending Hogwarts, I may have picked up on the accent or terms, but not really. Being a foreigner is all good with me. I have a mom, a dad, and an older sister. My older sister is four years older than me and she's already married, and her name is Megan. My mom is a paranormal investigator named Amber and my dad is a police officer named David and they're both 46. You'd think they would be more accepting of me, with my mom a paranormal investigator and all. Wrong. They still think I'm freaky and somehow 'bad'. They were around a lot during my younger stages of life, though. They got me into music and sports and I was doing just great until I got that letter from Hogwarts. Yeah, then it got a little awkward from there. They liked my older sister more after that, since I used to be the favorite. So I started to drift more and more away from my family. I was never invited home over the holidays and during the summer I normally just hung out with my muggle friends. None of my muggle friends knew about where I went during the school year. I just said it was a boarding school in England. My parents don't necessarily hate me. They used to send me gifts on holidays and such. The rare and occasional letter, too. They're just an average muggle family, though, and they're not rich but they get by just fine. My Hogwarts years were pretty normal. I mean, how else do you explain going to a castle to learn magic? Yeah. My seventh year, though, I sort of started to change. Not too much, though, I just started not being such a skank. I mean, I hate change, but deep down inside, I know this is for the better. Of course, I'll never admit that someone had anything to do with my change. I like to think that I changed all on my own. It makes me feel better. Though change is scary, it's not like anything drastic happened. I'm still loud, obnoxious, and random. So it's all good. Now that I'm out of Hogwarts and starting my career as an Obliviator, I'm pretty sure I'm set for the future. I'll never marry, or have children, by the way. It's against my religion, and would just mess with my system of life. So now I'll just finish up my training, get some extra moo-lah at the Hog's Head.. and that's pretty much it. |
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TREVOR SCHUMACHER | EIGHTEEN | MINISTRY OFFICIAL | STERLING KNIGHT | SAM
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